Lyrics by Carolyn (with help from Leah, Corli and Kel!)
Inspired by the song from "Chicago"
ALL:
Give 'em the old razzle dazzle
Razzle Dazzle 'em
Give 'em an act with hack and slash in it
And then your part won't be the half of it…
Give 'em the old high elf glamour…
Sword and sorcer 'em
How can they not adore your big blue eyes?
What if your armor all is rusting?
What if, in fact, you're just disgusting?
Razzle dazzle 'em
And they’ll stay fans for life!
Give 'em the old
Razzle Dazzle
Razzle dazzle 'em
And if you nearly die while on your Quest
Come Oscar time they'll love your picture best!
Give 'em the old orcs and ringwraiths
give ‘em all a scare
Who can resist a score by Howard Shore?
Throw ‘em a witchking and a Smeagol
Threaten 'em all with serious evil…
Razzle Dazzle 'em
And they’ll beg you for more!
Give 'em the old triple whammy
Laughs and tears galore
Give 'em three films that everybody sees
They'll shell out cash for all the DVD's
Give 'em the old One Ring circus
Stun and stagger 'em
When you're in trouble, call on talking plants!
Although her father finds it scary
Arwen will stay here and she’ll marry
Razzle dazzle 'em
And you've got a romance
Give 'em the old
Razzle Dazzle
Razzle Dazzle 'em
Show 'em the first-rate hobbit that you are!
FRODO:
As long as I don’t trip or stumble
I think I'll get to Cirith Ungol…
ALL:
Razzle dazzle 'em
Razzle dazzle 'em
Razzle dazzle 'em
And they'll make us all stars!
