Lyrics by Corli
Inspired by the song from "Annie Get Your Gun"
ARWEN: Anything you can do, I can do better.
I can do anything better than you.
EOWYN: No you can't. ARWEN: Yes I can.
EOWYN: No you can't. ARWEN: Yes I can.
EOWYN: No you can't. ARWEN: Yes I can, yes I can.
EOWYN: Anything you can be, I can be greater.
Sooner or later I'm greater than you.
ARWEN: No you're not. EOWYN: Yes I am.
ARWEN: No you're not. EOWYN: Yes I am.
ARWEN: No you're not. EOWYN: Yes I am, yes I am.
ARWEN: I can ride a ho-rse. EOWYN: I can too, of cou-rse.
ARWEN: I can wear a dre-ss. EOWYN: I can too, I gue-ss.
ARWEN: I can live on lembas bread.
EOWYN: You are what you eat. ARWEN: What?
EOWYN: Flakey but sweet.
ARWEN: Any horse you can ride, I can ride quicker.
EOWYN: Don't make me sick, I am quick-er than you.
With my sword to the fight.
ARWEN: To the ford, out-of-sight.
EOWYN: No you can't. ARWEN: Yes I can, yes I can.
EOWYN: I don't have a father who is such a bother.
ARWEN: I can cook a stew-- that won't make him spew--.
EOWYN: I can fight just like a man.
ARWEN: And look like one too. EOWYN: Yeah.
ARWEN: Well, good for you.
ARWEN: Any 'raith you can kill, I can kill deader.
EOWYN: They're living still 'cuz I'm better than you.
ARWEN: Nine at once with my wave.
EOWYN: Witch King dead by my blade.
I'm so brave. ARWEN: No you're not. EOWYN: Yes I am.
EOWYN: I am more like Strider 'cuz I am a fighter.
ARWEN: Aragorn's more fun with his Elvish tongue.
I can do most anything!
EOWYN: Can you make him wash? ARWEN: No.
EOWYN: Then it's a toss.
EOWYN: Anywhere you can go, I can go farther.
ARWEN: It's not so hard to go farth-er than you.
EOWYN: Pelennor without rest.
ARWEN: Watch me sail to the West.
No I can't! EOWYN: Yes you can! Yes you can!
