Comic-Con International Masquerade 2005
"Runnin' From The Reavers" - lyrics by Cordelia Willis
A parody of the song "Proud Mary"

Lost a big war in the valley
Now we work for Mal ev'ry night and day
Movin' lots of cattle, caught in a gun battle
Plottin' and a-plannin', even robbin' a train

Don't care what the client's buyin'
Long as we keep on flyin'
And we're runnin' runnin' runnin' from the Reavers

If you head out to the borders
Where folk on Serenity are happy to live
Though we got no money, ev'rything is "shiny"
'Cuz we're Big Damn Heroes hidin' two fugitives

Don't care who Inara's beddin'
Long as we keep on headin'
And we're runnin' runnin' runnin' from the Reavers
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